The Halls of True Rockage

Mot'Ym Thims
aka: Tommy Smith
Arch-Mage of Green Raven Tea and Coffee
Grand Alchemist and creator of the:
Espresso Blend of True Rockage
Original Righteous Warrior of True Rockage
General of the Western Fliering Brigade
Greatest Barrista in the Land of Peet
Scarf-Wearer of Panache +4
Lord Knight of Roasting and Alchemical Doings

Mot'Ym Thims,
aka
Tommy Smith.

Lord Knight of Roasting and Alchemical Doings

1.) What do you believe True Rockage to be?
Living and working in tune with goodness and harmony, not just following formulas and trends for self-serving reasons. Helping the world and fellow man or working on things to make them better. Trying new things to better one’s self instead of going stagnant in a monotonous rhythm.

2.) When the Bards sing of your heroic deeds for True Rockage, what is the title of your epic musical saga?
The Alchemist and Scholar of Unnecessary Yet Somehow Aid-full Knowings  

3.) How many of Those Who Rock Falsely have you vanquished?
Not very good at vanquishing ­ only one or two hundred ­ but I do not succumb to anything (even the bounds of the 3rd dimension). Rather like mud in a marsh… it only takes a few poor souls but if you try to wage war against it there’s little you can do to make an impact. Strangely, despite only actively taken a few of Those Who Rock Falsely, everyone around me appears to be rejuvenated and vanquish far more effectively when I’m around and the tentacle-d vile motions of the hoards seem to stand still or move sluggishly by comparison.

4.) Have you ever met Blog?  If so, how majestic and awesome was he?
He’s past by a few times between adventuring and we have met. He was always rather weary and gravely wounded or in ill health at first but was very majestic, indeed, as he left on his quests. I always make sure to give him what little amount of potions or advice I may have on me so he may share it with those in need or someone who comes to his assistance.

5.) In your lofty status in the ranks of True Rockage, do you have any wisdom to impart on the lowly and humble ranks that aspire to your greatness?
Those who can not rocketh must still uphold the rock.